Nyjer Morgan…PWNED!

If you haven’t seen the video of Nyjer Morgan getting absolutely pwned by Gaby Sanchez’s forearm shiver ala The Narcissist Lex Luger, do yourself a favor and find it.  I would put it on here, but I don’t know how to imbed video so Randal, if you read this, feel free to upload the video.  The reason this brought music to my morning is the fact that Morgan currently sits atop the list of candidates as the games biggest douche. Even Sugar Ray wannabe frosted tipped forty year olds have nothing on him.   Just look at that fool….

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The Dumbest Trial in the History of History…

Rogers Clemens entered federal court yesterday to defend the charges against him of lying under oath to congress.  A few years ago, Clemens sat at a congressional hearing and repeatedly said he did not taking performance enhancing drugs, despite several of his colleagues in the same investigation admitting to the wrong doing, and naming Clemens as someone who had taken them as well.  Clemens is fighting this obvious guilt so much, he’s decided to take it to court and turn this into huge circus.  Now I don’t really believe the government should have ANY business in sports, and certainly…

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Asante Samuel Highlights Reel Addition

I was always the guy criticizing Asante Samuel for not hitting hard enough and following through on tackles, but I gotta admit… this thing is pretty dirty : {youtube}CiWilD5eXtM{/youtube} The guy, mind you, is 5’8″ 170lb. Dexter McCluster….

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About That Whole Vincent Jackson Thing…

Alright, so if anyone recalls I basically stated that Vincent Jackson, the Pro Bowl San Diego Chargers receiver was headed to Seattle this year.   You can see that here.  The article posted August 13th. It is now August 28th and nothing has come of it yet.  Earlier today though, I finally managed to find something on the subject that WASN’T the Minnesota Vikings turning down Jackson’s alleged $50 million dollar contract demand.  This is turning out to be false. What the post does say is that Vincent Jackon’s restricted free agency limits who he is allowed to talk to,…

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Depressing

I wish baseball were over.  I wish it was October and the Phillies had already put me out of my misery, the Braves had already backed into the playoffs and I could stop caring about baseball. But it isn’t.  And I can’t. The Phillies are on the verge of getting swept by the Astros.  This is terrible in and of itself, but the fact that the Braves just got steamrolled by the Rockies, and have lost 3 straight, makes it even worse.   See, the Phillies could’ve had the lead back in the NL East.  But they didn’t.  Didn’t…

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Scott Barry’s Letter to God

Dear God, It’s me Scott Barry. Please don’t let Ryan Howard hurt me.  Please.  I’m scared God.  Very scared. And I didn’t even do anything wrong!  Did you see him put his hands on his hips to mock me?  Me, God.  Me.  I’m Scott Barry.  Who is he?  Ryan Howard?  Yeah, right.  Like people are gonna remember him in ten years. Whereas the name Howard will be washed away by the sands of time, the name Barry will ring out through the ages, like a beacon of white light signaling all that is true and good in this cruel…

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Tony Dungy, I’m So Puzzled By You

Obviously in the past few weeks people have been hearing the big “controversy” of Tony Dungy and his criticism of Rex Ryan’s coaching methods.  Dungy has made it a point to call out Rex Ryan on the use of profanity in his training sessions and airing it on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” show where people are exposed to the vulgar words.   In what he calls a ‘not personal’ attack on Rex Ryan, Dungy explains how he wouldn’t give Ryan a job based on his constant use of the ‘F’ word, repeatedly saying it’s unnecessary and that the NFL commissioner should…

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