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Swingin’ on the Haters

What a crazy world we live in.  You accidentally run into a player with your head, you get fined or suspended.  You intentionally run into a player with your fists, with his helmet off, and you’re not suspended, and given the game ball at the end of the day. Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan both got ejected yesterday for fighting and ripping each other’s helmets off, and let me tell you, it was awesome.  That was probably the coolest thing I’ve seen happen for a while.  You know Finnegan was about to get destroyed from the hay-makers of someone around 40…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 12: Big Ben Style

Yo, what up, skanks?  Big Ben here, and it’s time to help shore up TheHeadrush with some quality NFL picks for a change. Speaking of quality picks, I’ve got two right here: A blond named Mandy and a red head named Susan, say hi ladies…just kidding, you’re not paid to talk. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say “picks?”  I meant CHICKS, dude!  That’s what I’m talking about. Chicks all day every day, twenty-four six and a half.  What?  I’ve got to take time off to play football!  Shoot kid.  Don’t you know nothing? Man, so how about Richard Seymour…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 11: Think of the Children!

OK, so it’s a normal day of work.  I go to Happy Harry’s, get my sour cream and onion on, check Deadspin to see what’s happening in the world of sport and lo and behold, there’s a link to the dumbest article ever. You know why journalists and the media get a bad name?  Because of articles like this one, that’s why. It is titled “Kobe Bryant’s wrong ‘Duty’ message” and it is basically 1,000 self-righteous words taking Kobe to the woodshed for appearing in the Call of Duty commercial. The article starts off with some guy who is…

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Jaguar’s Hail Mary Makes Me Regret Life

I’m convinced that football is the hardest sport to bet on ever.  Aside from Brendan’s miracle 1/5 run mid-season, the NFL and Delaware Park Casino have teamed up to destroy any and every hope and dream that people could possibly muster, including mine.   Trying to hit a 3 for 3 parlay is like trying to get a pick-up poker game together.  There’s always one guy who fucks you. This is my major beef with football.  It always has been.  Here’s a sport that plays at most 25% of any other sport’s season, so basically anything can happen.  Almost…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 10: Look into Anne Frank’s Eyes

Ah, crap.  I didn’t want to do this column today but then I remembered: There is a Thursday night game.  Gah! What the F, NFL?  Now I have Thursday night fantasy football anxiety AND Sunday morning fantasy football anxiety?  What are you trying to do to me? Do I start Flacco, who plays tonight, or Mike Vick, who I just got via trade? I’m leaning towards Vick, but man, I have a gut feeling that Flacco is going to light it up. Some other random thoughts before I get on to the picks (oh and by the way, I…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 9: Politics!

I hate election day.  This year’s sucked worse than most. I got the day off this year (yea!!!!) but instead of getting to sit around all day in my pajamas and play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on N64 or “read” (aka watch my WWE The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment DVD), I had to get my lazy ass up to Wilson Elementary school to vote in an election where all I knew was who I didn’t want to win.  I didn’t care who won, as long as this individual lost, I’d know that I’d done…

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I Love Randy Moss!!!

Haha, what a debacle. Randy Moss is slipping into insanity in the public eye so well it would make Martin Lawrence jealous. Just yesterday he was cut from the Minnesota Vikings after signing with them just a mere month ago. Yahoo! speculates it’s because he weirded everyone out at a recent team meal. Apparently the dinner was catered by a local company, and Moss was incredibly vocal with insults towards the event staff. According to witnesses, he kept yelling insults towards the catering staff, refusing to eat, and isolated himself from his teammates. “Damn, this some good ass cheese…….

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