Delaware Park Parlay Card Part Deux
Alright, alright, alright. After nailing last week’s DE Park Parlay card, I thought that I would try it again. But we’ll get to that later, first, I have some thoughts.
1.) Ray Lewis is a tool. And by that I mean he is perhaps the biggest tool I have ever witnessed. I genuinely despise him and all of his dancing. And how in the world can anyone take him serious when he is wearing those black ballet pants dancing to Nelly’s ‘It’s Hot in Here?’ Really? Hot in here? That’s the song that’s gonna get you pumped up to play football? That song is for grinding awkwardly at 8th grade dances, not for the grid iron.
2.) Speaking of hall of fame middle linebackers, Rolando McClain was recently arrested for giving a false name to law enforcement after receiving a ticket for having windows that were too tinted. The name he wrote when he signed the ticket? “F*** Ya’ll” The cops looked at the ticket and asked him to put his real name on the ticket and he answered, “That is my name.” And then he got arrested. Surprising. Afterwards he claimed the police were out to get him. Or maybe, MAYBE, he is just an idiot.
3.) The worst writer on the internet right now is Michael Silver. I can’t stand that guy. He just wrote an article trolling Nick Saban basically saying, ‘Sure, you won your 3rd national championship in 4 years, but you can’t make it as an NFL coach!’ Saban’s reply was probably something along the lines of…..”Ok.”
Burned! You’re the best at your profession but you would totally suck at this other profession, Nick! Damn, Silver got him.
Also funny, Michael Silver is good buddies with former Raiders head coach Hue Jackson. How good of buddies do you ask? I just went through Silver’s last 10 articles and he mentions Jackson in 4 of them. That’s just good journalism right there. If there is a person that people want to hear from, it’s definitely the defensive backs coach for the Cincinnati Bengals!
Silver is the worst.
Alright, ranting over, now onto the picks!
Seattle +2.5 over the Falcons, then I will pick the Broncos and the Patriots straight up.
Good luck to those of you betting real money!