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About That Whole Vincent Jackson Thing…

Alright, so if anyone recalls I basically stated that Vincent Jackson, the Pro Bowl San Diego Chargers receiver was headed to Seattle this year.   You can see that here.  The article posted August 13th. It is now August 28th and nothing has come of it yet.  Earlier today though, I finally managed to find something on the subject that WASN’T the Minnesota Vikings turning down Jackson’s alleged $50 million dollar contract demand.  This is turning out to be false. What the post does say is that Vincent Jackon’s restricted free agency limits who he is allowed to talk to,…

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Depressing

I wish baseball were over.  I wish it was October and the Phillies had already put me out of my misery, the Braves had already backed into the playoffs and I could stop caring about baseball. But it isn’t.  And I can’t. The Phillies are on the verge of getting swept by the Astros.  This is terrible in and of itself, but the fact that the Braves just got steamrolled by the Rockies, and have lost 3 straight, makes it even worse.   See, the Phillies could’ve had the lead back in the NL East.  But they didn’t.  Didn’t…

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Scott Barry’s Letter to God

Dear God, It’s me Scott Barry. Please don’t let Ryan Howard hurt me.  Please.  I’m scared God.  Very scared. And I didn’t even do anything wrong!  Did you see him put his hands on his hips to mock me?  Me, God.  Me.  I’m Scott Barry.  Who is he?  Ryan Howard?  Yeah, right.  Like people are gonna remember him in ten years. Whereas the name Howard will be washed away by the sands of time, the name Barry will ring out through the ages, like a beacon of white light signaling all that is true and good in this cruel…

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Tony Dungy, I’m So Puzzled By You

Obviously in the past few weeks people have been hearing the big “controversy” of Tony Dungy and his criticism of Rex Ryan’s coaching methods.  Dungy has made it a point to call out Rex Ryan on the use of profanity in his training sessions and airing it on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” show where people are exposed to the vulgar words.   In what he calls a ‘not personal’ attack on Rex Ryan, Dungy explains how he wouldn’t give Ryan a job based on his constant use of the ‘F’ word, repeatedly saying it’s unnecessary and that the NFL commissioner should…

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Sunday Funday!!

This is the best time to mix some potpourri into the blog.  A track from Cee-Lo’s upcoming album.  700k views in 4 days ain’t bad. {youtube}CAV0XrbEwNc{/youtube}

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Celebrity NFL Picks

JaMarcus Russell Yo, wuts goin? Wut it do wut it does? Is yur boy JaMarcus Russell hear make sum NFL piks ya heard? Wut I like? Know bout it. Gotta be dem boys da Vikings. Dem wears purple? Is what I drank. Simp as dat. Who drives cars? Out in da wild boy.  Cole Hamels Heeeey guys.  Cole Hamels here.  Lolli-pops and gum drops.  I guess if I had to make a pick for who’ll win the Super Bowl, it’d have to be the San Diego Chargers. I’m from San Diego and I grew up a Chargers fan, so…

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Pre-season NFL Picks

It’s that time of the year again, and by that time of the year, I mean football season is upon us, breathing down our necks like a hungry minotaur about to be unleashed from its labyrinth (I’ve been busy with soccer pre-season so my analogies might be a little rusty). And oh how we missed that smelly breath.  Baseball is fine and all, but lets face it, watching individual games is boring as shit compared to watching a bunch of roided up meat heads trying to bludgeon each other mercilessly to death in the guise of sport. Steroids in…

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