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On the Cloud of Unknowing…. Jayson Werth

Tonight the Phillies start a 3 game series which stands to be the most important of the season.  The Braves come into Philadelphia looking to decrease the lead the Phillies have right now in the N.L. East.  It’s going to be an epic battle!! This is finally going to be the true test of who should claim the N.L. East this year, and with 9 games left, it couldn’t come at a more significant time.  Sadly I have some bad news for both parties… The bad news for the Phils?   Jayson Werth just signed with agent Scott Boras recently,…

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Fire Jeff Davidson

Who is Jeff Davidson?  A moron.  The offensive coordinator for the Carolina Panthers (yes, I’m a Panthers fan… bring on the boos) who has to be probably the most idiotic play caller in the history of football. Hear me out.  Yesterday in Carolina’s loss to the New York Giants (who are supposed to suck, and will suck), the Panthers walked into the locker rooms at half-time up 16-14 after a 19 yard pass to Steve Smith with 7 seconds left.  It was awesome.  That’s pretty much where the greatness ended, and Carolina’s red zone offense turned into Tom Coughlin’s…

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Five Reasons to watch Freaks and Geeks

I recently bought the Freaks and Geeks DVD set and felt obligated to let everyone know about the awesomeness of the show. If you haven’t seen it, check it out. Is it time to give 5 reasons why?  It’s time to give 5 reasons why. (I know I did “Ten Reasons to Watch Mad Men” but I thought most of those reasons were single characters, so I just cut it down to five for this article and included the characters as one category on their own.) Also, be warned, as there are mild spoilers ahead. 1.) It’s the most…

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The Worst Fantasy Football Draft EVER

I just finished a fantasy football draft, and as the title suggests, one of my fellow managers had the worst fantasy football draft I have ever seen.  Instead of waxing poetically about the incredible ineptitude of “Jumping” hows about I just post his draft results? Round 1: Arian Foster (umm….he did this with the THIRD pick in the draft, but I wasn’t complaining cause MJD slipped to me at 6). Round 2: LeSean McCoy (possible his sanest pick…and that says something cause the pick this early in the draft is insane). Round 3: Ronnie Brown Round 4: Ricky Williams…

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Nyjer Morgan…PWNED!

If you haven’t seen the video of Nyjer Morgan getting absolutely pwned by Gaby Sanchez’s forearm shiver ala The Narcissist Lex Luger, do yourself a favor and find it.  I would put it on here, but I don’t know how to imbed video so Randal, if you read this, feel free to upload the video.  The reason this brought music to my morning is the fact that Morgan currently sits atop the list of candidates as the games biggest douche. Even Sugar Ray wannabe frosted tipped forty year olds have nothing on him.   Just look at that fool….

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The Dumbest Trial in the History of History…

Rogers Clemens entered federal court yesterday to defend the charges against him of lying under oath to congress.  A few years ago, Clemens sat at a congressional hearing and repeatedly said he did not taking performance enhancing drugs, despite several of his colleagues in the same investigation admitting to the wrong doing, and naming Clemens as someone who had taken them as well.  Clemens is fighting this obvious guilt so much, he’s decided to take it to court and turn this into huge circus.  Now I don’t really believe the government should have ANY business in sports, and certainly…

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Asante Samuel Highlights Reel Addition

I was always the guy criticizing Asante Samuel for not hitting hard enough and following through on tackles, but I gotta admit… this thing is pretty dirty : {youtube}CiWilD5eXtM{/youtube} The guy, mind you, is 5’8″ 170lb. Dexter McCluster….

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