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Before the Storm Comes the Thunder

Man, all these NCAA violations are getting me fired up. First, BYU suspends their second best player before the biggest national tournament because he got freaky in pre-marital sex, then today Ohio State head football coach Jim Tressel gets suspended 2 games and a quarter million dollar fine for knowing about players selling their used uniforms for cash. It’s a god damn joke that players are intended to make absolutely no money the entire duration of their career at a college they help make millions of dollars. It’s a quarter million dollar joke that Jim Tressel is losing for…

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The Miami Heat: Tears for Fears

Pundits are pounding the Miami Heat today for not being able to close out games, for being worse than expected, for having a low temperature on the “heat index” and other such cringe worthy puns. But what is being lost in the shuffle here is that the Miami Heat’s biggest flaw isn’t that they don’t have a “clutch” shooter, or a “top banana” or whatever the hell that Simmonsism is, the main problem with the Heat is that they are a bunch of weird crying dudes. Seriously.  They cry after every game.  CRY!  Who the hell does that?  Do…

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Obligatory Charlie Sheen Post

With all the Charlie Sheen hubabaloo going on, I tried to watch Two and a Half Men last night.  It was terrible.  I turned it off five minutes in.  How does this show make 2500000 gajillion dollars? Here’s the plot: Ducky has a hot receptionist, Charlie has to drive Ducky to work.  You can figure out the rest. Coincidentally, or not, G4 has been replaying the movie Hot Shots! A lot lately, and man oh man, is that movie…decent.  I always preferred Hot Shots! Part Deux myself. “War!  It’s FAAAAAANTASTIC!” Enough with the Sheen nonsense.  Have you guys heard…

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US Soccer Does it Again!!

Fifa hosts the under-17 World Cup Qualifying Tournament every year (the CONCACAF) and guess who took it home this year?? That’s right. America bitches. I showed you guys a post a few days ago showing highlights of our semi-final win over El Salvador, and there was tons of highlights. Somehow, the US managed to outdo themselves by destroying Canada 3-0 in the Finals to win the entire Championship. Epic sick. This is a great sign of things to come for American soccer. The first goal, something you’d typically see from Christian Ronaldo, was a sweet floater from Nathan Smith…

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Welcome to the Elite .500 Club

Last night, the 76ers did something that they haven’t done since 2009. Become an average team. With a win over the D-Town Pistons, the Sixers’ record is 29-29, putting us 7th in the Eastern Conference. Surprisingly, the East isn’t that bad this year, and of the 8 teams that would be going to the play offs, there is only one with a losing record. Take that Seattle Seahawks! The 76ers now have the same amount of wins as the New York Knicks, who everyone won’t shut up about. Except, didn’t the Cavaliers just beat them? Word? Now, to be…

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Hockey…what the hell

I tried to watch hockey a few days ago with my friend Bob, and then I tried again last night.  And it just isn’t happening for me. Playoff hockey, I can get into that.  It’s crazy intense. But regular season hockey is just kinda…meh.  And last night, while watching the game, which the Flyers won 4-3 in OT, I finally discovered the main reason for my dislike of hockey: It is incredibly, incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid that the players can use their hands to knock down the puck and put it right in front of their sticks. That is how…

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Al Davis Prints His Own Money

Well so much for owners being cheap skates who won’t spend any money on their players.  How about Mr. Al Davis?  Coughing up chunks of coin on the players he wants to keep.  This has GOT to piss off the rest of the NFL owners.  While they are scraping and clawing to cling to every last nickle that they’ve can squeeze out of their product and their players, Davis is saying, “Hey.  Stanford Routt.  Here’s 30 million dollahs.  Hey. Richard Seymour.  Here’s 30 million dollahs. Hey, Kamerion Wimbley, the NFL says that 4 million dollahs is too high of…

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