Author: Adam Thomas

Scott Barry’s Letter to God

Dear God, It’s me Scott Barry. Please don’t let Ryan Howard hurt me.  Please.  I’m scared God.  Very scared. And I didn’t even do anything wrong!  Did you see him put his hands on his hips to mock me?  Me, God.  Me.  I’m Scott Barry.  Who is he?  Ryan Howard?  Yeah, right.  Like people are gonna remember him in ten years. Whereas the name Howard will be washed away by the sands of time, the name Barry will ring out through the ages, like a beacon of white light signaling all that is true and good in this cruel…

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Celebrity NFL Picks

JaMarcus Russell Yo, wuts goin? Wut it do wut it does? Is yur boy JaMarcus Russell hear make sum NFL piks ya heard? Wut I like? Know bout it. Gotta be dem boys da Vikings. Dem wears purple? Is what I drank. Simp as dat. Who drives cars? Out in da wild boy.  Cole Hamels Heeeey guys.  Cole Hamels here.  Lolli-pops and gum drops.  I guess if I had to make a pick for who’ll win the Super Bowl, it’d have to be the San Diego Chargers. I’m from San Diego and I grew up a Chargers fan, so…

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Pre-season NFL Picks

It’s that time of the year again, and by that time of the year, I mean football season is upon us, breathing down our necks like a hungry minotaur about to be unleashed from its labyrinth (I’ve been busy with soccer pre-season so my analogies might be a little rusty). And oh how we missed that smelly breath.  Baseball is fine and all, but lets face it, watching individual games is boring as shit compared to watching a bunch of roided up meat heads trying to bludgeon each other mercilessly to death in the guise of sport. Steroids in…

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The Live Blog Strikes Back

3:27: Ok, this live blog is starting a little late and a little early.  I wasn’t gonna start until the bottom of the 7th but since Halladay is about to piss away a four run lead, I thought I’d start now.  Here’s a prediction: Jose Reyes is going to tie this game.  He has owned Halladay all day.  It’s a foregone conclusion.  In other news: What the F Halladay?  Aren’t you supposed to be an ace?  This is terrible.  He never pitches well in big situations.  This was one (since it looks like ATL is gonna win and we…

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Inception Review: Beware Berenger

Man, writing a Blog, about the movie Inception, and listening to the new Arcade Fire album.  Now that I have every middle-twenties, middle-class white boy stereo-type covered, let’s get to the review shall we?   I really enjoyed the heck outta Inception.  It was smart, cool, and very, very entertaining.  It had almost everything that you need in a summer movie: 1.) Great lead actor (check).  Oh Leo.  SWOOOOOON. 2.) A very attractive in a mousey-sort of way lead actress (check-plus). Glad to see Ellen Page no longer has to support herself by doing Cisco commercials. 3.) Cool supporting cast…

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