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2019 NFC Wild Card Predictions!

Hot dog, everyone, we’re back!  Adam and I have made a New Year’s resolution to return and give the readers what they have long been begging for: sub-par sports predictions and fodder!  In spite of our long sabbatical filled with marriages, kids, job changes, and peyote benders, we still feel compelled to deliver hard-hitting analysis and predict the future of sport. I can assure you that in that time span, we have gotten no more wiser, no more humble, and no more accurate with our commentary.  And with that, BRING ON THE FODDER!! Seattle Seahawks (-1.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles…

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More Free Agency Thoughts!

1.) The biggest fail of free agency so far has to belong to the Seattle Seahawks social media team who–after safety Earl Thomas tweeted “Hakuna Matata” in reference to the team signing Jimmy Graham–sent out this tweet in reply, “it means ‘no worries for the rest of your life.’ Rest of your LIFE? Are you kidding me? What kind of jacked up version of the Lion King did they watch? It’s days, fools. DAYS. Which they corrected in about a minute once everyone pointed it out to them on twitter. 2.) Eagles fans in a nutshell: after trading LeSean…

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I’m Sick of Hearing About Tony Romo…. Already…

Sometimes, I like to think of a story as a meal. You want to start the readers off with something wonderful to drink, enchant them with some light appetizers, and then make your point with the meat and potatoes. Every once in a while, I’ll end the meal with some sweet desserts. Today…. we’re going to start with steak the cook dropped on the floor in the back. Tony Romo is getting so much praise for a mediocre performance, it’s making my stomach turn. This is the problem with national exposure, I suppose. They need something to discuss and…

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Adam v. Randy v. Brendan Playoff Rd. 2

Alright, so last week, I went 1 for 4 (ouch), Adam was 2 for 4, and Brendan, somehow, managed to win with 3 of 4. In retrospect, I have no idea how I picked Kansas City +3. I’d still like to see a perfect 4 for 4, but I think we’ll leave those percentages to when there is 2 games to pick from. Somehow without any prior knowledge, once again, we have all selected differently. There can only be 1. 1 highlander. Here we go: Adam Steelers -3 over Bmore Packers +2.5 over ATL Seahawks +10 over CHI Jets…

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About That Whole Vincent Jackson Thing…

Alright, so if anyone recalls I basically stated that Vincent Jackson, the Pro Bowl San Diego Chargers receiver was headed to Seattle this year.   You can see that here.  The article posted August 13th. It is now August 28th and nothing has come of it yet.  Earlier today though, I finally managed to find something on the subject that WASN’T the Minnesota Vikings turning down Jackson’s alleged $50 million dollar contract demand.  This is turning out to be false. What the post does say is that Vincent Jackon’s restricted free agency limits who he is allowed to talk to,…

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Vincent Jackson traded to Seattle Seahawks

Today, I finally get to do my best Adam Shefter impersonation.  “Sources” tell me that the hold out from 3 San Diego Chargers players are going to result in a few different outcomes, one of them being Vincent Jackson getting traded to Seattle. Shawne Merriman has already arrived at camp after signing his restricted free agent tender, so he’s going to remain on the Chargers roster, but from the personal information I’ve gathered, he will not be accompanied by Pro-Bowl receiver Vincent Jackson. “Sources” tell me that Jackson is going to resign with the San Diego and then immediately…

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