Thursday Night Pick

Heyo!  Sorry that I’ve been M.I.A. lately, but after finally finding full time employment, it will be tough to contribute to Theheadrush as much as I have been in the past.  I’ll still make the weekly picks column but now, it’ll go up on Saturday instead of Thursday.  In the meantime, here’s a few quick hits to satiate the millions (cocks head, pauses) AND MILLIONS of Headrush readers: A.) If you haven’t ever read Drew Magary’s dick joke jamboroo on Deadspin, go do yourself a favor and check it out.  It’s what I look forward to every Thursday and…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 13:Rocky Mountain High

Adam’s a little busy this week to make the picks, so aside from panicking desperately that another blog has woo’d my writer, I’m gonna go ahead and take my attempt at picking the NFL lines. Mind you, I went 1/5 last week and I’ve been in Colorado the past 5 days inhaling rocky mountain air and organic granola burritos, so I can’t be held accountable for the ridiculous amount of money you could lose if you happen to listen to these. So lets gooooooooo. Buffalo +5 over Minnesota – Even though the Vikings won with their new coach last…

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Derek Anderson Meltdown Interview

Last night, Derek Anderson was caught laughing on the sidelines as his team was down 18 points.  I don’t get the big deal, but apparently the fans were already upset about it, so a reporter called him out in the post game interview. What ensues is Derek Anderson rage screaming his passion for the game. This video won’t probably last long on youtube, but I’ll be searching for a permanent version.

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Swingin’ on the Haters

What a crazy world we live in.  You accidentally run into a player with your head, you get fined or suspended.  You intentionally run into a player with your fists, with his helmet off, and you’re not suspended, and given the game ball at the end of the day. Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan both got ejected yesterday for fighting and ripping each other’s helmets off, and let me tell you, it was awesome.  That was probably the coolest thing I’ve seen happen for a while.  You know Finnegan was about to get destroyed from the hay-makers of someone around 40…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 12: Big Ben Style

Yo, what up, skanks?  Big Ben here, and it’s time to help shore up TheHeadrush with some quality NFL picks for a change. Speaking of quality picks, I’ve got two right here: A blond named Mandy and a red head named Susan, say hi ladies…just kidding, you’re not paid to talk. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say “picks?”  I meant CHICKS, dude!  That’s what I’m talking about. Chicks all day every day, twenty-four six and a half.  What?  I’ve got to take time off to play football!  Shoot kid.  Don’t you know nothing? Man, so how about Richard Seymour…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 11: Think of the Children!

OK, so it’s a normal day of work.  I go to Happy Harry’s, get my sour cream and onion on, check Deadspin to see what’s happening in the world of sport and lo and behold, there’s a link to the dumbest article ever. You know why journalists and the media get a bad name?  Because of articles like this one, that’s why. It is titled “Kobe Bryant’s wrong ‘Duty’ message” and it is basically 1,000 self-righteous words taking Kobe to the woodshed for appearing in the Call of Duty commercial. The article starts off with some guy who is…

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Jaguar’s Hail Mary Makes Me Regret Life

I’m convinced that football is the hardest sport to bet on ever.  Aside from Brendan’s miracle 1/5 run mid-season, the NFL and Delaware Park Casino have teamed up to destroy any and every hope and dream that people could possibly muster, including mine.   Trying to hit a 3 for 3 parlay is like trying to get a pick-up poker game together.  There’s always one guy who fucks you. This is my major beef with football.  It always has been.  Here’s a sport that plays at most 25% of any other sport’s season, so basically anything can happen.  Almost…

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