Jumping On the Heat Hatewagon

Today is a perfect example of how fickle sports media can be. I haven’t like Lebron James since he deserted Cleveland, and although I was indifferent about Wade and Bosh, I don’t like what the new Miami Heat represent. Since their flashy entrance in the off-season, they’ve been a team portraying an image that hype and showmanship will get you success beyond your wildest dreams. Most cases it does, but it looks really dirty while doing it. Everyone was screaming at the top of their lungs, pulling their hair out, and throwing their cats from 2nd story buildings when…

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March Madness, Sprinkled with Sixers Talk? Yes Please.

Bracketology. A science only few are familiar with and only the elite can master. Deciphering the strategies and match-ups of a 64 team tournament into one great spectacle, analysts around the horn are going to be on TV for the next 3 days speculating what players have enough “swagger” to lead them to Houston for the NCAA Championship. Before they can even get to that, arguments need to be made about what teams were left out, and which undeserving ones got in. When analysts on ESPN starting jabbering about which teams got robbed, arguing that bigger market teams were…

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After The Thunder, Comes the Tears

Alright, so we didn’t win. We didn’t win. Ahhhhhhhhhhh that’s still taking some time to sink in. Up 5 points with 40 seconds to go, we were hanging with the OKC for the entire game, making shots, playing OK defense, but in the end it wasn’t enough. Kevin Durantula made an amazing 3 (which he got fouled on) to tie the game into overtime, and it was pretty much all downhill from there. But, I will reflect on some of the good things. I had the most amazing seats I’ve ever had in the history of sports ever. Front…

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Before the Storm Comes the Thunder

Man, all these NCAA violations are getting me fired up. First, BYU suspends their second best player before the biggest national tournament because he got freaky in pre-marital sex, then today Ohio State head football coach Jim Tressel gets suspended 2 games and a quarter million dollar fine for knowing about players selling their used uniforms for cash. It’s a god damn joke that players are intended to make absolutely no money the entire duration of their career at a college they help make millions of dollars. It’s a quarter million dollar joke that Jim Tressel is losing for…

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The Miami Heat: Tears for Fears

Pundits are pounding the Miami Heat today for not being able to close out games, for being worse than expected, for having a low temperature on the “heat index” and other such cringe worthy puns. But what is being lost in the shuffle here is that the Miami Heat’s biggest flaw isn’t that they don’t have a “clutch” shooter, or a “top banana” or whatever the hell that Simmonsism is, the main problem with the Heat is that they are a bunch of weird crying dudes. Seriously.  They cry after every game.  CRY!  Who the hell does that?  Do…

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Obligatory Charlie Sheen Post

With all the Charlie Sheen hubabaloo going on, I tried to watch Two and a Half Men last night.  It was terrible.  I turned it off five minutes in.  How does this show make 2500000 gajillion dollars? Here’s the plot: Ducky has a hot receptionist, Charlie has to drive Ducky to work.  You can figure out the rest. Coincidentally, or not, G4 has been replaying the movie Hot Shots! A lot lately, and man oh man, is that movie…decent.  I always preferred Hot Shots! Part Deux myself. “War!  It’s FAAAAAANTASTIC!” Enough with the Sheen nonsense.  Have you guys heard…

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US Soccer Does it Again!!

Fifa hosts the under-17 World Cup Qualifying Tournament every year (the CONCACAF) and guess who took it home this year?? That’s right. America bitches. I showed you guys a post a few days ago showing highlights of our semi-final win over El Salvador, and there was tons of highlights. Somehow, the US managed to outdo themselves by destroying Canada 3-0 in the Finals to win the entire Championship. Epic sick. This is a great sign of things to come for American soccer. The first goal, something you’d typically see from Christian Ronaldo, was a sweet floater from Nathan Smith…

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