Author: Randy Neil

Get Outta Delaware Park Week 13:Rocky Mountain High

Adam’s a little busy this week to make the picks, so aside from panicking desperately that another blog has woo’d my writer, I’m gonna go ahead and take my attempt at picking the NFL lines. Mind you, I went 1/5 last week and I’ve been in Colorado the past 5 days inhaling rocky mountain air and organic granola burritos, so I can’t be held accountable for the ridiculous amount of money you could lose if you happen to listen to these. So lets gooooooooo. Buffalo +5 over Minnesota – Even though the Vikings won with their new coach last…

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Derek Anderson Meltdown Interview

Last night, Derek Anderson was caught laughing on the sidelines as his team was down 18 points.  I don’t get the big deal, but apparently the fans were already upset about it, so a reporter called him out in the post game interview. What ensues is Derek Anderson rage screaming his passion for the game. This video won’t probably last long on youtube, but I’ll be searching for a permanent version.

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Swingin’ on the Haters

What a crazy world we live in.  You accidentally run into a player with your head, you get fined or suspended.  You intentionally run into a player with your fists, with his helmet off, and you’re not suspended, and given the game ball at the end of the day. Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan both got ejected yesterday for fighting and ripping each other’s helmets off, and let me tell you, it was awesome.  That was probably the coolest thing I’ve seen happen for a while.  You know Finnegan was about to get destroyed from the hay-makers of someone around 40…

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Jaguar’s Hail Mary Makes Me Regret Life

I’m convinced that football is the hardest sport to bet on ever.  Aside from Brendan’s miracle 1/5 run mid-season, the NFL and Delaware Park Casino have teamed up to destroy any and every hope and dream that people could possibly muster, including mine.   Trying to hit a 3 for 3 parlay is like trying to get a pick-up poker game together.  There’s always one guy who fucks you. This is my major beef with football.  It always has been.  Here’s a sport that plays at most 25% of any other sport’s season, so basically anything can happen.  Almost…

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I Love Randy Moss!!!

Haha, what a debacle. Randy Moss is slipping into insanity in the public eye so well it would make Martin Lawrence jealous. Just yesterday he was cut from the Minnesota Vikings after signing with them just a mere month ago. Yahoo! speculates it’s because he weirded everyone out at a recent team meal. Apparently the dinner was catered by a local company, and Moss was incredibly vocal with insults towards the event staff. According to witnesses, he kept yelling insults towards the catering staff, refusing to eat, and isolated himself from his teammates. “Damn, this some good ass cheese…….

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Don’t Ever Throw the Ball Back

So that’s it.  Let it sink in.  The Phillies baseball season is over. Every single game was a nail biter, every game had waaaaaaay more runners in scoring position than usual, and every game had almost all of them stranded. A startling fact was presented to me earlier in this series: at the end of this year, every starting Phillies player will be 30 or older.  I think this is an inevitable sign of the downhill path the Phillies have ahead of them, and the sad sad future we have ahead of us. Maybe I’m just in a terrible…

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My Nickname is Chooch!

Last night we all witnessed the Phillies destroy the Giants.  The series is tied at 1-1 heading into San Francisco and Cole Hamels is taking the mound for us.  I’m pumped.  After that ridiculous Game 1 loss, I was distraught. The best part of that entire game last night was the Philadelphia Phillies introducing themselves in the line-up.  Carlos Ruiz in a broken spanglish accent says “My neeeckname es Choooch!!”  It took me a little searching, but I found the video, and some other gems from last night.  Enjoy! {youtube}Xuf_J_QJRms{/youtube} *I also had a video of a fan who…

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