Author: Adam Thomas

Get Outta Delaware Park Week 16: SPEEEECH!

This is it.  Fantasy football finals.  Real football playoff berths at stake.  Holy S is this weekend going to be awesome.  Not only is it Christmas, and someone who happens to be writing this article’s birthday, but it is also the most significant football week of the year. For my Raiders, the road looks bleak.  They have to beat the Colts.  They need San Deigo to lose one of their last two games against garbage teams.  They need the Titans to beat Kansas City.  They then need to beat the Cheifs at Kansas City. There is not much hope….

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 15: Mumford and Sons….HATE HATE HATE

This is the time of the year when many Websites are schilling out their opinions on the best songs of 2010.  I’m a little lazy at the moment to do a list like that, however, so I thought I’d instead take this time to write about one of the most annoying bands of 2010. Mumford and Sons:  Holy balls are these guys terrible.  They are posers, they are kitsch, they are worthless. I was at a party last weekend where they played these guys about 1,000 times and I had to sit there and nod my head and be…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 14: Girl Talk is Amazing, Werth is a National

First of all, thanks to Randy for filling in last week.  And for having a guy like Rob Mariani on his fantasy football team.  Who is that you ask?  Only the Tennessee Titans return man who got him 27 pts on Thursday.  Yes, cause fantasy should be decided by guys like Rob freakin Mariani!  If Randy beats me, he will have eliminated me from TWO fantasy leagues.  F-That noise. But thanks for filling in. Now, have you heard the new Girl Talk yet?  If not, go get All Day now. I listened to it a while ago and thought,…

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Thursday Night Pick

Heyo!  Sorry that I’ve been M.I.A. lately, but after finally finding full time employment, it will be tough to contribute to Theheadrush as much as I have been in the past.  I’ll still make the weekly picks column but now, it’ll go up on Saturday instead of Thursday.  In the meantime, here’s a few quick hits to satiate the millions (cocks head, pauses) AND MILLIONS of Headrush readers: A.) If you haven’t ever read Drew Magary’s dick joke jamboroo on Deadspin, go do yourself a favor and check it out.  It’s what I look forward to every Thursday and…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 12: Big Ben Style

Yo, what up, skanks?  Big Ben here, and it’s time to help shore up TheHeadrush with some quality NFL picks for a change. Speaking of quality picks, I’ve got two right here: A blond named Mandy and a red head named Susan, say hi ladies…just kidding, you’re not paid to talk. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say “picks?”  I meant CHICKS, dude!  That’s what I’m talking about. Chicks all day every day, twenty-four six and a half.  What?  I’ve got to take time off to play football!  Shoot kid.  Don’t you know nothing? Man, so how about Richard Seymour…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 11: Think of the Children!

OK, so it’s a normal day of work.  I go to Happy Harry’s, get my sour cream and onion on, check Deadspin to see what’s happening in the world of sport and lo and behold, there’s a link to the dumbest article ever. You know why journalists and the media get a bad name?  Because of articles like this one, that’s why. It is titled “Kobe Bryant’s wrong ‘Duty’ message” and it is basically 1,000 self-righteous words taking Kobe to the woodshed for appearing in the Call of Duty commercial. The article starts off with some guy who is…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 10: Look into Anne Frank’s Eyes

Ah, crap.  I didn’t want to do this column today but then I remembered: There is a Thursday night game.  Gah! What the F, NFL?  Now I have Thursday night fantasy football anxiety AND Sunday morning fantasy football anxiety?  What are you trying to do to me? Do I start Flacco, who plays tonight, or Mike Vick, who I just got via trade? I’m leaning towards Vick, but man, I have a gut feeling that Flacco is going to light it up. Some other random thoughts before I get on to the picks (oh and by the way, I…

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