2010 Baseball PostSeason Predictions!!

That time of year is almost here!  October baseball!  Getting drunk almost every day, spending a crap ton of money, eating horrific food, and losing your voice from yelling at a television…. all the good things in store that literally destroy your body in a one month span.  Yes I’m aware that wasn’t a sentence, but fuck it! It’s October baseball!! Here’s the picks for the play-offs. In the American League: The Minnesota Twins, Texas Rangers, Tampa Bay Rays, and New York Yankees.  The Yankees and Rays are still just trying to figure out who’s gonna be the wild-card,…

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Goodbye Bill Green

How do I say goodbye to what we had?  The good times that made us laugh Outweigh the bad.  I thought we’d get to see foreverBut forever’s gone away It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.  I don’t know where this road Is going to lead All I know is where we’ve been And what we’ve been through.  If we get to see tomorrow I hope it’s worth all the wait It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.  And I’ll take with me the memories To be my sunshine after the rain It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.  And I’ll take with me the…

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Get Outta Delaware Park Week 3: Because I’m Trapped!

After an abysmal Week One, I went 8-8 last week.  Which means that I am getting better!  Or at least, getting average.  The worst part about these picks is that for the last two weeks, I’ve gotten two outta three right on the three team tease, which is a lot like kissing your sister, it’ll give you something to do, but it won’t getcha anywhere. Jared Allen over there knows what I’m talking about.  On to week three!

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On the Cloud of Unknowing…. Jayson Werth

Tonight the Phillies start a 3 game series which stands to be the most important of the season.  The Braves come into Philadelphia looking to decrease the lead the Phillies have right now in the N.L. East.  It’s going to be an epic battle!! This is finally going to be the true test of who should claim the N.L. East this year, and with 9 games left, it couldn’t come at a more significant time.  Sadly I have some bad news for both parties… The bad news for the Phils?   Jayson Werth just signed with agent Scott Boras recently,…

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Fire Jeff Davidson

Who is Jeff Davidson?  A moron.  The offensive coordinator for the Carolina Panthers (yes, I’m a Panthers fan… bring on the boos) who has to be probably the most idiotic play caller in the history of football. Hear me out.  Yesterday in Carolina’s loss to the New York Giants (who are supposed to suck, and will suck), the Panthers walked into the locker rooms at half-time up 16-14 after a 19 yard pass to Steve Smith with 7 seconds left.  It was awesome.  That’s pretty much where the greatness ended, and Carolina’s red zone offense turned into Tom Coughlin’s…

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Five Reasons to watch Freaks and Geeks

I recently bought the Freaks and Geeks DVD set and felt obligated to let everyone know about the awesomeness of the show. If you haven’t seen it, check it out. Is it time to give 5 reasons why?  It’s time to give 5 reasons why. (I know I did “Ten Reasons to Watch Mad Men” but I thought most of those reasons were single characters, so I just cut it down to five for this article and included the characters as one category on their own.) Also, be warned, as there are mild spoilers ahead. 1.) It’s the most…

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The Worst Fantasy Football Draft EVER

I just finished a fantasy football draft, and as the title suggests, one of my fellow managers had the worst fantasy football draft I have ever seen.  Instead of waxing poetically about the incredible ineptitude of “Jumping” hows about I just post his draft results? Round 1: Arian Foster (umm….he did this with the THIRD pick in the draft, but I wasn’t complaining cause MJD slipped to me at 6). Round 2: LeSean McCoy (possible his sanest pick…and that says something cause the pick this early in the draft is insane). Round 3: Ronnie Brown Round 4: Ricky Williams…

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