Are You Even In Orbit, Bro?
I’d like to take a moment to congratulate myself. Although I admittedly put minimal effort into selecting teams in my March Madness bracket, I ended up victorious. That’s right. Out of 64 teams, I picked Duke to win the NCAA Championship. Two reasons: I’ll take the top ranked player in the field Screw Kentucky. Literally 85% of my pool picked them to win. Granted, Jahlil Okafor looked somewhat worthless in the Finals (please Sixers, do not draft him), but the cast of characters surrounding him on Duke were able to carry the load throughout the tournament. To be honest, though, I didn’t even watch…Keep Reading