Random Thoughts: Eat your Damn Oatmeal!
1.) I had oatmeal for breakfast this morning. This was a mistake. Oatmeal is not a meal. It’s what horses eat. Well, the oats part at least. But hey, like the picture says, “Eat your damn Oatmeal!” Quick aside: Did anyone ever catch that SNL skit with John Goodman as Wilford Brimley? All you need to know is that he sat on a horse and said things like this: “When I said I watch my diet, I guess I mean I watch the minivan from Buddy’s Barbecue pull up and unload about $200 worth of pork ribs onto my…Keep Reading