I just finished a fantasy football draft, and as the title suggests, one of my fellow managers had the worst fantasy football draft I have ever seen. Instead of waxing poetically about the incredible ineptitude of “Jumping” hows about I just post his draft results?
Round 1: Arian Foster (umm….he did this with the THIRD pick in the draft, but I wasn’t complaining cause MJD slipped to me at 6).
Round 2: LeSean McCoy (possible his sanest pick…and that says something cause the pick this early in the draft is insane).
Round 3: Ronnie Brown
Round 4: Ricky Williams
Round 5: Steve Slaton
Round 6: Matt Leinart (Yes…that Matt Leinart).
Round 7: Kareem Huggins (who?)
Round 8: Glen Coffee (The man who retired to be a Pastor).
Round 9: Patrick Cobbs (WHO? It’s another MIA RB so, he has the entire Miami backfield).
Round 10: John Skelton (Arizona’s rookie QB)
Round 11: Brandon Minor
Round 12: Keith Toston
Round 13: Brandon Banks (for those not keeping track, he has now drafted 10 Running Backs and Two worthless QB’s)
Round 14: Lynell Hamilton
Round 15: Tristan Davis (ANOTHER MIA Running back.)
Ok, that whole draft had to be a joke…some sort of weird experiment to mess with the rest of us. Let’s look at Jumpings starting line-up, shall we?
QB: Matt Leinart
WR: Brandon Banks
RB: Arian Foster
RB: LeSean McCoy
What is the blue hell happened? He ended up with 12 RB’s and out of those 12, 4 either didn’t even make their teams or left for the clergy.
Epic Fail? Epic Fail.
This post was written by Adam Thomas