McNabb Frolics in the Ocean
You know, it gets kind of hard to write these posts sometimes. There’s only so much to talk about on a weekly basis. And I’m lazy.
But every once in awhile, a video comes along that changes EVERYTHING! This week, that video came as I was listening to Dave Dameshek’s superb NFL.com podcast (for those of you who have never heard Dameshek, do yourself a favor and give him a listen. High comedy).
If you haven’t seen the video, just follow this link. (Again, too lazy to imbed but maybe Randy will after I post this).
The highlights of this video include: A.) Some guy running at McNabb with a freaking broom stick raised really high over his head as McNabb attempts to pass the ball.
B.) Fat Donovan McNabb standing in the ocean throwing a football to…well…who knows. Maybe a mermaid, maybe a dolphin, maybe to nobody at all.
I’m going to go ahead and say that this video of Fat McNabb frolicking in the waves will not get him signed by a team.
As Dameshek put it, “Donovan McNabb, now he’s out of a job. In fact, I saw him, now he’s trying to get back into the NFL by losing weight and doing a bunch of cockamamie drills, standing in the ocean like he’s Daniel-son being taught by Mr. Miyagi. Or a football version of that. STANDING IN THE OCEAN GETTING HIT BY WAVES? Donovan McNabb, ugh.”
2.) Randy, stop posting about teams the day that they play. You always jinx them. Stop it.
3.) Can you imagine how the obnoxious the Celtics must be in every other aspect of their lives? My goodness. Watching them is worse than the Heat. Every time Paul Pierce drives into the lane, he literally SCREAMS: “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” his whole way to the hoop. It draws a whistle every time. That’s not the act of an NBA superstar, that’s the act of a drunk hobo chasing down a shopping cart with a busted wheel full of aluminum cans.
4.) Somebody needs to tell “Coach Spo” and the Lakers coach Mike Brown that they have Lebron James and Kobe Bryant on their teams. With the Heat down 3, who did Spo draw up a play for? Not Wade. Not Lebron. But some scrub from Kansas! (Mario Chalmers).
But Brown topped him. Instead of having Kobe Bryant take the game winning shot, he drew up a play for….STEVE BLAKE! The poor man’s (or white trash version) of JJ Reddick.
5.) Good on ya Hector Luna! Man, what an exciting Phillies season, amiright? It’s been a rough start, but they’ve won 4 in a row (I think), and are only 1.5 games back of the wildcard. How is that possible? HOW!
As Gandalf would say, “There was never much hope, only a fools hope. Now go make me some sammiches.”
6.) House Hunters was in Wilmington, Delaware last night! Crazy! It’s always fun seeing places that you know on TV. When they went to Costa Rica, my brain almost exploded when I saw the horse that tried to kill me.
On that note….until next time!
This post was written by Adam Thomas
Lovin that Gandalf quote!
So, my favorite part of the video was McNabb’s use of his made-up word “equivilated” @ 2:15 in. …in this game we call ‘Football.’ Heh. So scholarly is he.